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Darren marries this girl, and they go on their honeymoon. He leaves the room the first night to go down to the lobby to get a pack of cigarettes. When he...
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A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he...
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One day old man Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the Illinois State Fair. There is this man selling plane rides in his single prop show plane for $10...
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Mum walked into the bathroom one day and found young Johnny furiously scrubbing his dick with a toothbrush and toothpaste. "What the hell do you think...
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Top 100 Best One-Liners 2010
1 I'm a humble person, really. I'm actually much greater than I think I am.
2 Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with...
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
XXX = Xtremely Xcruciating Xperience
Anything you say will be held against you. … “tits”
Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
